She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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