My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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