You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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