Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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