apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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