Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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