It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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