If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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