the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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