i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
So squirting runs in the family.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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