Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(209): View more from California

Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night

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(925): View more from California

Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up

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(440): View more from Ohio

well look at the bright side

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maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"

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(423): View more from Tennessee

i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.

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(206): View more from Washington

You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her

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(831): View more from California

she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?

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(915): View more from Texas

Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear

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(319): View more from Iowa

A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.

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