1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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