i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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