Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
