i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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