Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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