Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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