Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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