Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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