I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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