I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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