just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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