it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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