During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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