Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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