Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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