But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
id be glad to
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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