Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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