So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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