i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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