I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You ruined the universe
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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