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(773): View more from Illinois

that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.

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(916): View more from California

Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room

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(540): View more from Virginia

He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?

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(917): View more from New York City

Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?

(201): View more from New Jersey

Or???

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(606): View more from Kentucky

If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy

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