i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
4 words: hood of his car
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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