Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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