I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Welp...herpes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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