we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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