Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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