Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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