last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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