when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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