You really coming over, don't trick.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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