call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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