her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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