Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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