hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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