Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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