Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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