member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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