just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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