I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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