I want to make a zoo with you.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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